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The 6 Most Insane People to Ever Run for President

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LaRouche’s people said that, once in captivity, White was programmed so that when a trigger word was uttered, White would kill his wife, then LaRouche, and then blame the whole thing on Cuban assassins (got to work the Cubans in there). After all, if some dude canada goose outlet online store review just went crazy and killed his wife and her ex boyfriend, how would you ever explain that?John G. Schmitz 1972 American Independent Party

John G. Schmitz had a beef with Richard Nixon (when Nixon made his historic trip to China, Schmitz quite hilariously said «I was only upset that he came back»). Schmitz decided the best way to take out his anger was by running for President against Nixon in 1972, hoping to saddle Nixon with the shame of losing to canada goose outlet near me someone who was frothingly insane.

If someone ever decides to compile recordings of the craziest things every said to the media, they may as well call it «John G Schmitz: The Greatest Hits,» and not just because that title rhymes. For example, there was the time he casually suggested the US www.canadagooseofficials.ca canada goose outlet in montreal could benefit from a military coup to overthrow the government. But in his words, official canada goose outlet «Not a bad military coup, mind you. But a good one, like Pinochet’s in Chile.» Oh, okay! We thought you were saying something retarded there for a moment.

He did have a way with the ladies though. After a particularly heated exchange with feminist lawyer Gloria Allred, Schmitz approved canada goose outlet online store a press release with the catchy headline «Attack of the Bulldykes» that described Allred as a «slick butch lawyeress» and her supporters as «a sea of hard, Jewish and (arguably) female faces.»

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John Hagelin is a doctor. That means he’s smarter than you. So smart, in fact, that he has the problem of terrorism completely figured out. War? Not the answer. Better cooperation amongst intelligence departments? Not necessary. Transcendental meditation? Hell to the yeah!

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If you think it takes balls canada goose outlet store quebec to run for president, try running for president while also running from the law. That’s just what Jack Shepard did.

Jack Shepard’s political activities, and there have been several, have all been conducted from Rome, Italy thanks to an outstanding warrant for his arrest issued 25 years ago after he was accused of arson for burning his Minneapolis home to the ground.

To be fair, he had a perfectly plausible story. «Someone kicked in my bedroom door and threw some fire in there and ran downstairs and ran away.» We must admit, we were skeptical, until we realized that the assailants already had the fire burning and ready to throw prior to kicking in the bedroom door thus giving them plenty of time to escape.

buy canada goose jacket cheap Running for president as a fugitive presumably so he can pardon himself once elected is more than enough crazy to make this list, but it doesn’t end there. Shepard also had his Minnesota dental license revoked due to «a string of violent incidents.» No further details are available about the incidents themselves, but he did show up to the revocation hearing dressed as a soccer player, if that helps. buy canada goose jacket cheap

And then there are his claims of being a spy for the US government. «If I wanted to go home (President) Bush would clear the way. Bush knows me personally. How do I get new passports, travel and do not get arrested if Uncle Sam did not cover for one of his most well connected people in the Middle East, if I was not who I can not say I am?»

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Why is America the greatest country in the world? Because a Lee Mercer Jr. can legally run for president.

After reading through his website, the thing that surprised us the most was that someone actually got Lee Mercer Jr. to take a long enough break from being absolutely out of his gourd insane to stop and pose for that picture at the top. Not wanting to dilute Mercer’s message, we shall now present him in his own words (misspelling his, emphasis ours).

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«On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas.».

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